alphabitches:

alphabitches:

what’s the difference between a tea bag and the English football team??

a tea bag lasts longer in a cup

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17 hours ago // 2,068 notes
insight-jd:

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

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17 hours ago // 297,372 notes

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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17 hours ago // 431,911 notes

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via banglikeafirework)


17 hours ago // 110,752 notes

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr, via palmist)


17 hours ago // 380,928 notes
overcr00k:

jesus christ

omg how I hate the person who hacked the profiles of jennifer lawrence etc. It is a crime!!!! 

please go away with your “she is to blame why did she take such pics” attitude! IT IS NOT OUR BUISNESS. maybe she likes her body maybe it was for her bf maybe this is the way an actress gets confident about naked scenes I really don’t know and it’s ok because it’s her life, her privacy! 

I FEEL SO SAD.


17 hours ago // 0 notes
anna-who:

recording a new video!
this is my snapshot face, weird but I like it.
You can’t come anywhere near me
You’re not coming anywhere near me
Well I’m saying don’t come anywhere near me
But you’re not coming anywhere near me anyway. kate nash - you’re so cool I’m so freaky

18 hours ago // 9 notes
The hardest thing to do when you go back underwater, is talk about what the sky was like. Iain Thomas (via poemusicoffee)

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18 hours ago // 19,265 notes